The Greenbelt

Language Liberalism Freethought Birds

Verbing Weirds Language only if you're expecting it to work in a simple way. This is a special case of the more general truth that Language Weirds.

Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is in the wrong. There is no other time.

The church says Earth is flat; but I have seen its shadow on the moon, and I have more confidence in a shadow than the church.

If we can't find Heaven, there are always bluejays.

Monday, December 04, 2006

What The Pizza Hut Kid Should Do

You know that commercial where the guy yells "Honey! The Pizza Hut kid made a mistake again!" because he (the guy) is (a) too stupid to know how much his pizzas cost and (b) too dishonest not to let the delivery boy get stuck with the shortage?

I think the kid should go back and say he made a mistake, it's really $45. And then pocket the difference.

No - not really. He should donate the extra $30 to a good charity.

But he really should get the guy.

1 comment:

Anonymous2:59 PM, December 12, 2006
LOL, thanks for that great chuckle.

I've thought the same - what a friggin dunce & dishonest to boot. Plus when he does his little "happy" twirl dance, the pizza boxes should fly out of his hands, raining greasey pizza hut pies all over the living room.
ReplyDelete
Replies

Add comment

Experimenting with full moderation; I've been told that will cut down the spam. We'll see how much work it is... and how it works. Given that -I- work, you may have to wait to see comments show up.