Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Fee - say what?

The apartment complex up the road is in new hands. They got one of those flashing roadside signs and parked it at the entrance.
UNDER
NEW
MANAGEMENT
it says, and goes on to entice you with
EXTREME
MAKEOVER
UNDERWAY

NEW
BATHROOMS
UNDERWAY

NEW
KITCHENS
UNDERWAY

ENERGY
EFFICIENT
WINDOWS
which leads me to believe utilities aren't included
NEW
CLUBHOUSE
COMING

REFRESHING
SWIMMING
POOL

MILITARY
DISCOUNT
AVAILABLE

REFUNDABLE
SECURITY
DEPOSITS
and my personal favorite
FREE
APPLICATION
FEE
Free fee? I mean, "Free application", okay. "No application fee" I could understand.

But - a free fee?

I think they let that three-line format go to their heads.
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