David Ng's "I'm Number One" meme

I found this at archy:

David Ng at The World's Fair has created a great meme. He calls it the "I rank number one on Google" meme. The rules are much simpler than the last meme. Find five statements, which when typed into Google, will return your blog as the number one hit.

John found four, but they are indeed awesome. I found five, after some tweaking - I discounted one because the "business hits" thing came up first. But the other five do, as of this moment, return my The Greenbelt as number one. (I'll have you know the first two still get some visitors!)

liberty desecrated
angry scary men in black
mad manic mockers
frosty dew blue steppe
language blue jays moon shadow church

dawn in college park (if you don't count business hits)

This meme's fun. Try it yourself!