Just plain strange

The spam filter at work is pretty good at shunting spam into the junk folder, but it does pile up. Of late, it's been basically three types: fake Rolexes, free software, and the old staple. Sometimes, the subject lines for that category are hilarious, not to mention just slightly off-target:

Enormous banana is your main weapon.

Weapon? Nice imagery. Although, to be sure, I do get a funny picture...

Add more than 3 inches to your bell-rope

This one is an amusing metaphor, but I can see it, I must admit.

Chicks will drive crazy with you if you enlarge your baby-maker

Baby-maker? Probably not what you want to call it, all things considered, hmmm?