Listen up, kid!

I've just seen a commercial for "the original Star Wars on dvd" - some father saying he grew up on Star Wars and is so happy his kids can see the same movie...

Okay, fine. I know people who won't look at the new version. This isn't the problem.

One kid says, "I love the characters". The next says, "The action is awesome." And the third says "I would love to have a pet Wookiee."

PET???!!!

Dad - sit that child down and tell her calmly, quietly, and firmly: People aren't pets. That's called slavery.

And it's bad.

Han Solo will get you for that.