One of these things is not like the other

You know that etrade commercial? The one that lists, "Things you can do with one finger: amuse a baby, summon an elevator, declare your team's supremacy, prove your sobriety, make toast, identify a murderer, get to know your doctor, save Holland, reallocate your entire portfolio with etrade and get free independent investment research, tell your expensive broker what to do... All it takes is one finger." (watch it here if you want).

It's really a pretty good commercial - funny ("Dank you, Mister," lisps the Little Dutch girl) and suspenseful (the courtroom scene) and memorable.

But... getting to know your doctor? That's his finger, not yours.

(Unless you and your doctor have a ... different ... sort of relationship, of course.)