Not the demographic...

Monica Hesse writes in today's Washington Post (Sometimes a Good Samaritan Expects a Handout in Return):

Think for a moment about your cellphone. How many phone numbers does it have? How many photos? If it were lost, how long would it take you to reconstruct your life?

I thought about it.

8 (all written in two paper phonebooks). 1. No time at all.

I'm just not with it... But, as Abe Simpson once remarked: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you, too.