Missing Mayor
I feel as though I'm stepping on fev's turf here, but I can't resist.
Headline: Missing Atlantic City mayor steps down
Err... if he's missing, how can he step down? How do we know he has - how do we know anything about what he's doing, if he's missing?
And if he's not missing, why are you describing him that way?
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Hm, hoo, hah... how would one say it?
"Formerly missing mayor"? No, that sounds kinda silly too.
"Returned mayor"? Maybe, but that sounds like it's the day after Christmas, and he didn't fit.
"Errant mayor"? Actually, I like this one best, but I've just been thinking too much about Don Quixote. And how many people wouldn't know what it meant?
How about "Lost-and-found mayor"?
Ahhhh, it's a headline; how much can one do with a headline?
No, wait, we've both missed it:
"Missing" does not modify "mayor"; it modifies "Atlantic City". He's stepped down because he can't find his city! Which, of course, is a perfectly sensible reason to step down, if you're a mayor, n'est-ce pas?
How about Atlantic City mayor returns, resigns?
Though I confess I like your second suggestion!
Or perhaps with a comma: Missing Atlantic City, mayor steps down ... though that begs the question* "which mayor" (or, if you move the comma left one word, "of which city is the man missing the ocean the mayor?")
* yes, I know what it used to mean: petitio principi. But that has a name (and if we can say "ad hominem" and "post hoc ergo propter hoc" we can say "petitio principi") and this doesn't - except for "begging the question". Okay?
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