Happy Birthday, Will!

Today in 1879, near Claremore, Oklahoma, Will Rogers was born.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.