Friday, February 01, 2008

Huge device is the fact that all girl like.

Busy day at work but I thought I'd share this with you. Many of you have probably seen the like, but this one is just so ... hopelessly badly written. Dr. Gustafson needs better help.

And I don't mean with his band (ba-ding!)
Your wife shack up with your mate that's why you are alone.
Along of she has always dreamed about huge male instrument.
Dont warry fellow. Now you can change your life to the good. Lengthen your jang length and you'll forget about troubles.
Increase your shlong size and you'll forget about problems for sure.

Dr Jermaine Gustafson
Do you suppose men who are warrying about the length of their jang length overlook all the warning signs here? (And I wonder, is he selling Enzyte?)

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5 Comments:

At 11:26 AM, February 03, 2008 Blogger Barry Leiba had this to say...

Well, I've never warried, but I have wandered... uh... wondered... a similar thing: WHO on EARTH would believe the stuff they get in spam? And who would POSSIBLY take any drugs that were advertised that way?

On the other hand, as a friend of mine often points out: "Most people are below average."

 
At 5:04 PM, February 05, 2008 Blogger Unknown had this to say...

I got this in the mail today:

Summer is here, and love is in the air!

So be ready when that special someone decides its time to spend
some special quality time with you!

The P Growth Patch will give you the edge you need to blow away
your partner everytime!

She will love you more than she has loved any other man once you
show her what a powerhouse you are between the sheet! Let the Pen
is Growth Patch Rx supercharge you into a bedroom heavyweight
champion!


First of all, it's February and snowing outside. It's definitely not summer.

Also, even if I was a man and wanted to be "a powerhouse" between the sheets, I think I might be a little skeptical of something called Pen-is Growth Patch Rx. Something sounds distinctly painful about it.

Ugh!

 
At 6:13 PM, February 05, 2008 Blogger The Ridger, FCD had this to say...

Between the sheet?

And clearly they think you live in Australia.

 
At 6:14 PM, February 05, 2008 Blogger The Ridger, FCD had this to say...

I just thought - do you suppose they have the same problem as the nicotine patch? Guys putting on four or six? Ouch!

 
At 6:25 PM, February 05, 2008 Blogger Unknown had this to say...

do you suppose they have the same problem as the nicotine patch? Guys putting on four or six?

Eeeek! Yeah, that's something I think most men wouldn't want to contemplate.

 

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