Russia

Both of these guys need to (a) understand that Russia is not our friend - and that our behavior since the fall of the USSR has demonstrated that we are not their friend and that it is insane to expect them to ignore their own geopolitical interests to serve ours; and that (b) insisting that Ukraine and Georgia should be in NATO immediately can have only one cause: that NATO is still an anti-Russian organization; and that (c) the Ossetians do not want to be Georgian and that what's sauce for Serbia may just have to be sauce for Georgia.

Also, just for politeness' sake if nothing else, they need to learn Dmitri Medvedev's name.