a simple request

Verizon's netmail page greeted me with this yesterday:

LOS ANGELES - An out-of-service bus driven by a mechanic turned abruptly into a light rail train near downtown during the morning rush Friday, injuring at least 14 people and rattling commuters a week after a deadly train crash in a suburb.

Wow. I'll bet it crashed. It's pretty hard for a train to travel when it's not on tracks, and the bus wouldn't have been before it turned into a train...

Oh.

Please. Do not make me snicker while I'm reading about a deadly accident. Please.