Freecreditreport.com Jerk

You know that singing guy in the commercials for Free Credit Report dot com? I really hate him.

He says "I married my dream girl" but clearly only so he could escape his crappy job "selling fish to tourists in tee shirts". After all, because his "girl defaulted on some old credit cards" they "can't get a loan for a respectable home" - even in the recent everybody-and-his-brother-gets-a-loan market - and so they're "living in the basement at her mom and dad's", though he'd rather be a "happy bachelor" (undoubtedly with his equally unemployable friends hanging around). Some dream girl, eh?

Moreover, notice that they're living at her mom and dad's, not his. Seems that his blaming "some hacker" might be defensive. I mean, check out that Renaissance Faire gig: that's his mom, right? She too has had to escape to some place where her bad credit didn't matter? And where's dream girl?

No, I don't like him. I was indifferent to him in the first commercial, but each one I see makes me want to smack his grinning face.