Why, yes. Yes, I do

I'm sick of reading things - on blogs, in newspapers (yes, newspapers, the, you know, paper kind) that start out:

Does anybody still [read newspapers / watch commercials / write checks / send letters / read books/ have a landline / ad nauseam ]? I haven't in years - and my child doesn't even know what one is!

It's arrogant and it's pretentious and it's annoying - a hat trick of irritation.

My usual response - how nice for you - is starting to seem inadequate.

Cut it out already.