Sexually explicit!!!!!! Oh, wait...

I got this email today, from the same domain that very kindly wanted me to visit their site and see if someone had stolen my Identity to commit Identity Theft. This one was labeled "Sexually Explicit", but when I deleted the first one and this one appeared, I could quickly tell that ... uh, no. If the Club is as explicit as this, the "gentlemen" will be disappointed. (I'm guessing Ashley would be disappointed if I showed up, anyway...) That last sentence cracks me up, though.

Hi there, my name is Ashley and I'm a 29 year old married woman. My friends at The Affairs Club wanted me to send a personal message to a few people who have visited dating communities in the past, and we understand that you have. I hope that I am not bothering you in any way.

I have been a member of the Affairs club for 3 months now, and I must admit that I am addicted to this site. I love my husband, but he travels A LOT for work, and I have needs that I just can't control. I'm not looking for love, just for no strings attached love making with men that I will only see one or two times in my life.

My husband is also very conservative when it comes to making love, so the guys that I meet at the Affairs Club have to want to pleasure me everywhere, and when I say "everywhere", I mean in every spot.

Now the people at the Affairs Club picked me to send out this message over the thousands of other married women only because I informed them how much I love their dating site...You and I will probably never meet, but there are thousands of married women just like me that you can date and make love to. In fact, I have met and slept with 15 gentlemen from this site in the past 3 months, and some of the other married women that I have met here have told me they make love to 10 or 20 different men a month. You wouldn't believe how many husbands leave their wives alone for business...it's crazy!

Married women like me are not sluts, we love our husbands, but you only live once, and we have needs and want to have fun.