This one's sweet

For the conman, that is. How many people will read this, figure they can't tell him about his mistake anyway, and try to take advantage of it? If it's only one, his time and effort have paid off huge... He won't be checking his email, even though he wants you to contact him to share "joy after sufferness", so, please: Feel free to give his Secretary all your banking details.

Hello ,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Paraguay.
Presently i am in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. meanwhile, i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

Now contact My Secretary in Burkina Faso his name is Mr Umaru Hassan on his Email address (mr_umaru1@yahoo.com) ask him to send you the total of $800.000.00 (Eight hundred Thousand United State dollars) which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much.
So feel free and get in touched with my Secretary and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with him, he will send the amount to you without any delay, for your information you should not write to my email because i will not be checking my mail.
Regards,
Mr SANUHO OUEDRAGO