Living the joke
I got a new phone over the weekend. Ported all my apps and media and contacts etc over, no problem. All fine and dandy... until I went to order delivery for supper and discovered that I can't make a phone call. They couldn't hear me speak (though I could hear them).
I'm getting a new new phone, but it was funny. Internet, email, text - all fine. Voice? Like one of those tedious teen-ager jokes, "you can make a phone call????"