"fraudsters who dubiously perpetrated fraudulent acts with first degree ulterior motives against you"

OMG. I wish I'd seen this one before I posted Major Steve's effort. This one puts that one to shame. (I particularly like the signature.)

Office of the British Secret Intelligence Service Mi6 P.O Box 1300,Vauxhall - London SE1 1BD - United Kingdom.
Website: http: //www.sis.gov.uk/output/sis-home-welcome.html S.I.S
Ref: LN/mi6/SIS/XX027

Dear Beneficiary, BRITISH JURISDICTIONAL FUND LETTER: As Britain's Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) also known as Mi6, SIS provides the British Government with a global covert capability to promote and defend the national security and economic well-being of the United Kingdom. Regional instability, Financial Frauds, terrorism, the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and illegal narcotics are among the major challenges of the 21st century. SIS assists the government to meet these challenges. To do this effectively SIS must protect the secrets of its sources and methods.

In regards to Legislation and accountability, SIS like other British intelligence and security agencies, is subject to parliamentary, ministerial, judicial and financial oversight. Oversight is based on two pieces of UK legislation, the intelligence services Act 1994 (I.S.A) and the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (R.I.P.A). With notice, SIS has litigated a group of apprehended UK-based multimillionaire financial fraudsters who dubiously perpetrated fraudulent acts with first degree ulterior motives against you through your e-mail over the internet in the United Kingdom. By court order, prior to 12 years prison sentence charged upon them by the Lord Chief Justice and President of the Courts of England and Wales (R.H, The Lord Judge: Igor Judge, Baron Judge), the culprits were placed on a bail by way of compensation to you in a sum of 2,350,000 (Two million, three hundred and fifty thousand British Pounds Sterling) in lieu of British International Fundamental Human Rights Ordinances of 1997, of which your benefited fund has been brought in cash to our Head Office by the culprits' Legal councils prior to their inception of jail term.

Click on johnsawers56@yahoo.co.uk to contact the British Secret Intelligence (MI6) Chief of Operations indicating your names, phone contact, age, current residential address & a valid identity card. Caution: Do not recopy this letter or publicize the above Britain's secret agent or the secret email identity above. For SIS diligence & effectiveness, it must protect the secrets of its sources & methods.

The Management, British Secret Intelligence Service London, United Kingdom.