Spanish! He speaks Spanish!
So, over at Slacktivist they're talking about Christmas movies. Fred mentions Miracle on 34th Street. I feel compelled to say: ONLY if it's the original. The remake is awful - and the fact that they decided to take the Dutch DP girl who spoke no English and make her ... Hispanic?? A store Santa in New York who speaks Spanish?? ¡Dios mío! ¡Es un milagro! They couldn't have made her Hmong or something? The whole thing is at that lazy, 'they-just-didn't-care' level.