Wherefor art thou a window?
Category: Windows Clue: But soft! This question precedes "It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
Okay, I don't demand that you know the answer ("What light through yonder window breaks?") but not only does "Where art thou?" (or "Wherefor art thou (Romeo)?") not reference a window in any way, but it doesn't prompt the answer "It is the east...".