Like wildfire ... a teeny tiny wildfire
Trail Life, the "family-friendly" no-gays-allowed "apologetically Christian" alternative to the Boy Scouts, is "growing like wildfire" according to its national director of field operations. Yep, 14,000 members! Woooooo!
Of course, the Boys Scouts still have a few more:
At the end of 2013, BSA counted 2.5 million youth members and 960,000 adult volunteers, a decrease of approximately 6 percent from the reported number in December 2012.Last I checked, 14,000 is way less than 6% of 2.5 million. Like one-tenth of it. So that decline isn't composed of boys running off to join Trail Life.