Submitted for your consideration

Hey, Christians. If you don't like the Satanic statue, might I suggest that you try a tiny bit empathy? That is what (maybe not quite so viscerally discomforting but then again maybe moreseo) non-Christians feel when they have to pass your religious statues and monuments all the time.

Perhaps the answer isn't to fill the public square with statues of Jesus and Mary and Baphomet and Kali and Ganesh and the Koran and the Triple Goddess and whatever or whoever. Just perhaps the answer is to keep all such things on the grounds of your church, or in your own front yards.