Buy a Hummer and Teach Your Kid to WIN!

WTF is up with these Hummer ads? First there's the Restore Your Manhood after your girlfriend pussy-whips you into buying tofu. Then there's the couple cruising on the beach in their behemoth because they "need" a Hummer, and the woman who drives the empty streets (a reflection of how they feel to her, perhaps, in her heavy metal cocoon - I keep hearing the song from the Simpsons (it's a deer-crushing, squirrel-squshing driving machine!)) never even bothering to look around her.

Now it's the mother whose little boy's place in the line for the slide is taken by an obnoxious little girl - or a little girl with an obnoxious mother. Poor little boy's mother! She's so humiliated that she immediately runs out and buys a Hummer! Yeah! She Gets Her Girl On! That'll teach little Jake how to rule the world. Maybe they can crush the little girl's mother's car at the next play date. Won't that be fun?